EMBARRASSING THINGS MY KIDS HAVE DONE IN CHURCH PART III

Might as well finish up these stories. Today's post is a simple little number. Seth never misses anything. He may not seem like he is listening but he is all seeing and all knowing. Always has been. Well, one day in Sacrament meeting when Seth was probably 2 1/2 or so (and of course we were sitting in the soft seats up front for once) Seth stood on the bench beside me, placed his hands on my head and proceeded to "give me a blessing". No warning. Out of the blue. I think he had recently seen me set apart for a calling. How do you quickly and gracefully stop him? I believe I snatched him swiftly and took him on out the door for a little chat. I warned you these posts might be a bit blasphemous. Just wait til tomorrow.