Okay, so the other day Jim pulled into McDonalds with Seth and Hannah. Hannah saw a FedEx truck and she screamed: "WHAT?! "FED-EX"?? THEY STOLE MY WORD! I MADE UP THAT WORD AND THEY STOLE IT FROM ME! AND THEY EVEN USED STUPID COLORS! MY COLORS WERE PINK AND PURPLE!!!" Jim didn't know quite what to say. Sometimes you just let these things go because they are so hilarious that you don't want to burst the bubble just yet. Jim forgot to tell me the story. (I chastised him severely for not being on top of bloggable stories!).
So last night we were all in the car and Hannah saw the FedEx store down the road and started into her tirade again. I was confused and Jim explained under his breath that she thinks she made up the word. Of course Katie has to jump in though and explain that they have been around for a LONG time and they deliver packages and told Hannah she did not make up the word (kill-joy). Hannah was not in the least deterred. She simply said "Well then they must have heard me saying the word and COPIED it.
Zach asked her: What does FedEx mean? She said: "It means lots of things. It means an elephant's trunk, a kind of french fries, peanuts, sickness and chunky chick." "It means whatever I want it to mean". Okay Hannah. You win. Any lawyers reading this blog who would be willing to help us with the copyright infringement lawsuit?
4 comments:
hahaha. that is awesome. pure childhood thought process that never ceases to amaze me.
that is awesome! hannah is so funny! keep posting these type of sotries i love using them in my classes, they fit so well with the stages of cognitive development!
The nerve of those FedEx impostors! So funny. I love the "chunky chick" definition. That's a creative mind!
I surprised Hanna didn't jump out of your car and drag the man out of the truck slamming him on the ground kicking.
She would have been justified. She had it first I remember.
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