DO YOU DRIVE THIS VAN TOO?
Okay, a couple of weeks ago I was grocery shopping with the twins. I don't usually have them with me so I can blame that fact on my dorkiness.
These stinkin' vans are everywhere! I really wanted a black Oddesey but the dealer told me I would have to wait 6-8 months. I guess there are other moms out there trying to be a Hot Mama! On numerous occasions I have gone up to the wrong van, only to find that it will not unlock with my keys and I move on until I find my van. You don't expect me to remember where I park do you?
Anywho, back to my story. I clicked the van open as I was walking across the parking lot then opening the back hatch. I started to load my groceries in the back. I made a note that Alica's camping stuff was still in the back of my van. I thought Jim had already given it to her. Well, from behind me an annoyed voice says "That is my van you are putting groceries into". In my confusion I sputter and babble about how weird it was that we both had camping gear in the back of our van and did she unlock it too and other nonsensical garble. She was not even mildly amused. She said "That is your van over there" like I am some sort of imbecile and couldn't find my own van (point taken). Later Seth and Hannah said "You tried to put groceries in Timmy's mom's van. "What?? You knew her? Yeah, they said. He is Cheyenne's next door neighbor that we play with." Oh crap. I hope I never have to meet her in person. Next time I am buying a custom pink SUV or something....
Okay, a couple of weeks ago I was grocery shopping with the twins. I don't usually have them with me so I can blame that fact on my dorkiness.
These stinkin' vans are everywhere! I really wanted a black Oddesey but the dealer told me I would have to wait 6-8 months. I guess there are other moms out there trying to be a Hot Mama! On numerous occasions I have gone up to the wrong van, only to find that it will not unlock with my keys and I move on until I find my van. You don't expect me to remember where I park do you?
Anywho, back to my story. I clicked the van open as I was walking across the parking lot then opening the back hatch. I started to load my groceries in the back. I made a note that Alica's camping stuff was still in the back of my van. I thought Jim had already given it to her. Well, from behind me an annoyed voice says "That is my van you are putting groceries into". In my confusion I sputter and babble about how weird it was that we both had camping gear in the back of our van and did she unlock it too and other nonsensical garble. She was not even mildly amused. She said "That is your van over there" like I am some sort of imbecile and couldn't find my own van (point taken). Later Seth and Hannah said "You tried to put groceries in Timmy's mom's van. "What?? You knew her? Yeah, they said. He is Cheyenne's next door neighbor that we play with." Oh crap. I hope I never have to meet her in person. Next time I am buying a custom pink SUV or something....
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5 comments:
Natalie that made me laugh so hard! That was awesome! I love it when other people embarrass their selves and that I am not the only one who seems to do it on a regular basis!
Love it. And you just know she wrote about this in her blog too.
Oh great! Thanks Wendy! I never thought of that!
That is so funny Natalie! How could she not be amused?
What a wench! I think she set you up.
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